Freeman's Mind： Episode 8-_09Aywoox-E.en.vtt

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[Subtitles by danielsangeo]

#200:00:08.051→00:00:09.953

Hm. I better reload.

#300:00:09.953→00:00:12.422

Never know when I'll be making new friends around here.

#400:00:14.424→00:00:18.061

Huh, we've got so many dead bodies, we're hanging them from the ceiling now.

#500:00:19.262→00:00:20.797

And the ceiling eats them.

#600:00:20.797→00:00:21.865

Guess that works.

#700:00:22.499→00:00:23.266

Wha-hoah!

#800:00:23.266→00:00:25.335

That shock just got the face-hugger!

#900:00:25.335→00:00:26.803

And another one!

#1000:00:26.803→00:00:27.871

Will this guy make it?

#1100:00:28.538→00:00:29.873

No!

#1200:00:29.873→00:00:31.808

You're all popcorn.

#1300:00:31.808→00:00:35.078

That really does have to be more than coincidence.

#1400:00:35.078→00:00:35.512

I mean--GYAH!

#1500:00:35.512→00:00:36.713

[explosion] I mean--GYAH!

#1600:00:36.713→00:00:39.149

Okay, I guess I'm not going that way.

#1700:00:39.149→00:00:40.384

Where am I going?

#1800:00:40.917→00:00:42.986

The blood trail's gone up into the ceiling.

#1900:00:43.620→00:00:46.223

Ah! "Administrative offices..."

#2000:00:46.523→00:00:47.824

Yeah, no exit!

#2100:00:47.824→00:00:49.159

No one leaves here.

#2200:00:49.159→00:00:50.060

What's that say?

#2300:00:51.094→00:00:53.363

"Work harder, not smarter."

#2400:00:53.363→00:00:54.831

Yeah, that's us, alright.

#2500:00:54.831→00:00:57.300

We stay the course with stupid.

#2600:00:57.300→00:00:58.201

Hey, there's somebody in there.

#2700:00:58.201→00:00:58.835

[scientist screaming] Hey, there's somebody in there.

#2800:00:58.835→00:01:01.171

Hey, quit screwing around and open the door!

#2900:01:02.205→00:01:02.906

Come on!

#3000:01:03.473→00:01:05.208

The door's locked, assholes!

#3100:01:05.909→00:01:06.910

Dammit!

#3200:01:06.910→00:01:10.781

Y'know, it's hard to believe we won the Cold War with initiative like that.

#3300:01:10.781→00:01:15.018

That's not the spirit that kept Soviet paratroopers off my lawn.

#3400:01:15.018→00:01:19.156

If somebody knocks on the door, you don't run away and go play with aliens.

#3500:01:20.323→00:01:21.925

Ah, an air vent.

#3600:01:21.925→00:01:24.327

Die Hard has shown me the way once again.

#3700:01:25.862→00:01:27.831

Now we're making progress.

#3800:01:28.331→00:01:29.433

I think.

#3900:01:29.866→00:01:30.200

What?

#4000:01:30.600→00:01:31.301

BUG!

#4100:01:32.969→00:01:34.938

This is MY air vent.

#4200:01:35.872→00:01:37.507

Hey, this is a dead end.

#4300:01:37.507→00:01:39.009

And so are you!

#4400:01:41.411→00:01:43.880

DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!

#4500:01:43.880→00:01:46.049

These bugs think they own the place.

#4600:01:46.049→00:01:48.819

Well, there's going to be some restructuring around here.

#4700:01:48.819→00:01:50.787

Oh, there's another one.

#4800:01:50.787→00:01:52.889

That's right. Keep running, you little bastard.

#4900:01:52.889→00:01:55.125

I see you thinking you're going to escape.

#5000:01:55.992→00:01:57.427

Well, you're WRONG!

#5100:01:57.427→00:01:59.362

Just like everyone else here!

#5200:01:59.362→00:02:00.964

RRAAAAAH!

#5300:02:00.964→00:02:04.634

Man, today is so counterintuitive to everything I did in grad school.

#5400:02:04.634→00:02:08.105

I would shout and break stuff there, too, but that never got anything done.

#5500:02:08.638→00:02:11.908

So, what's the deal with--AAHHH...

#5600:02:11.908→00:02:12.909

Grody!

#5700:02:12.909→00:02:14.544

I hate this place.

#5800:02:14.544→00:02:15.645

[pattering sound] What's that noise?

#5900:02:16.012→00:02:19.716

Ugh, that makes not even want to loot the machine now.

#6000:02:19.716→00:02:21.852

I was going to grab some Doritos or something.

#6100:02:23.453→00:02:26.123

Oh, but look who it is.

#6200:02:26.123→00:02:27.991

[ceiling tiles fall] What?

#6300:02:27.991→00:02:28.792

Don't interrupt me.

#6400:02:29.659→00:02:31.561

The man who can't open the door.

#6500:02:31.561→00:02:32.195

SCIENTIST: Gordon...

#6600:02:32.195→00:02:32.763

Yes?

#6700:02:32.763→00:02:34.664

SCIENTIST: If I had known it was you, I'd have let you in.

#6800:02:34.664→00:02:35.465

Of course.

#6900:02:35.465→00:02:36.733

SCIENTIST: Everyone's heading for the surface.

#7000:02:37.134→00:02:38.969

SCIENTIST: But I think they're crazy not to stay put.

#7100:02:39.503→00:02:41.505

SCIENTIST: Someone is bound to come by and rescue us.

#7200:02:41.505→00:02:42.839

Well, I believe you.

#7300:02:42.839→00:02:45.008

But, does my gun believe you?

#7400:02:45.008→00:02:46.409

Oh, all right.

#7500:02:46.409→00:02:49.412

I'll let you live, but you're on the preliminary list.

#7600:02:50.413→00:02:51.581

What's this?

#7700:02:51.581→00:02:52.582

"High voltage"?

#7800:02:52.582→00:02:55.585

Cool. Maybe I can fry those things hanging from the ceiling.

#7900:02:56.119→00:02:57.587

Oh, that turned it off.

#8000:02:57.954→00:02:58.555

Oh well.

#8100:02:58.855→00:03:01.658

I wonder if that guy's right about--Don't puke on me.

#8200:03:01.658→00:03:03.593

--that guy's right about waiting here.

#8300:03:03.593→00:03:07.798

I would feel stupid if there was a rescue team waiting in the lobby.

#8400:03:08.165→00:03:10.333

All right, looks like that cut the power.

#8500:03:10.333→00:03:15.272

Now, I can pass safely, proving once again that I am superior to aliens.

#8600:03:15.806→00:03:16.873

And everyone.

#8700:03:16.873→00:03:19.242

[whistling]

#8800:03:19.242→00:03:19.976

[lock jiggles]

#8900:03:19.976→00:03:20.610

What?!

#9000:03:20.610→00:03:23.180

I WENT THROUGH THAT OBSTACLE COURSE FOR THIS?!

#9100:03:23.180→00:03:24.881

I HATE THIS BUILDING!

#9200:03:24.881→00:03:26.817

I WANT TO SMASH THE WHOLE THING DOWN!

#9300:03:26.817→00:03:27.884

[glass shatters] I WANT TO SMASH THE WHOLE THING DOWN!

#9400:03:27.884→00:03:29.719

Oh, well that works.

#9500:03:29.719→00:03:31.822

Maybe I should become a burglar after this.

#9600:03:31.822→00:03:35.258

I'm getting the hang of breaking- and-entering and I like stealing stuff.

#9700:03:35.258→00:03:36.860

Wow, glad that's not my lab.

#9800:03:37.794→00:03:39.830

"Scheduled Chaos Theory"?

#9900:03:39.830→00:03:42.365

That makes as much sense as "Grounded Aviation".

#10000:03:42.365→00:03:44.067

Or "Deep Sea Astronomy".

#10100:03:44.067→00:03:46.269

[locks jiggle]

#10200:03:46.269→00:03:47.470

Of course.

#10300:03:47.470→00:03:48.905

Every door is locked.

#10400:03:48.905→00:03:50.173

Always.

#10500:03:50.173→00:03:52.209

Why is every door locked?

#10600:03:52.209→00:03:53.743

This is a workday.

#10700:03:53.743→00:03:55.946

It's not like I'm breaking out on Sunday evening.

#10800:03:56.646→00:03:59.349

Ah! Thought I didn't see you, huh?

#10900:03:59.349→00:04:02.152

I'm watching. I'm always watching.

#11000:04:04.087→00:04:06.823

Well, the sign was right. This looks like storage.

#11100:04:06.823→00:04:08.225

Another dead end.

#11200:04:08.225→00:04:11.027

This must be the prep room for the crate-smashing room.

#11300:04:11.027→00:04:13.663

Crate City: For All Your Creative Crate Needs

#11400:04:13.663→00:04:14.397

[growls]

#11500:04:14.397→00:04:17.500

Y'know, I'm torn between wanting to kill every single bug in this building

#11600:04:17.500→00:04:19.603

or just leveling it with explosives.

#11700:04:20.036→00:04:20.937

I need a bomb.

#11800:04:22.105→00:04:24.407

Nah, that's probably a janitor closet.

#11900:04:24.407→00:04:26.877

This window kind of reminds me of when I came home from school

#12000:04:26.877→00:04:29.946

and there was some dead guy stuck in the smashed window of my apartment.

#12100:04:29.946→00:04:31.681

He had been trying to break into the place,

#12200:04:31.681→00:04:34.517

but instead gutted himself on the insulated glass.

#12300:04:34.517→00:04:37.587

That was not fun trying to explain that to the police.

#12400:04:38.255→00:04:39.990

Oh, what's that?

#12500:04:39.990→00:04:41.191

Another air vent.

#12600:04:41.691→00:04:44.895

These people locking doors think they're smart, but they're not.

#12700:04:44.895→00:04:47.063

Guess I'd better clear out all this glass, first.

#12800:04:47.530→00:04:49.532

I'm kind of like glass, in a way.

#12900:04:49.532→00:04:52.135

I'll tear people to shreds when I can't do my job.

#13000:04:52.702→00:04:56.706

All right, so, this is not very comfortable.

#13100:04:56.706→00:04:58.141

[screaming]

#13200:04:58.141→00:05:01.611

Okay! That water's got some electricity running through it.

#13300:05:01.611→00:05:04.748

I didn't really plan for that, but, that's okay.

#13400:05:05.181→00:05:05.982

That's okay.

#13500:05:06.383→00:05:07.350

I can do this.

#13600:05:07.350→00:05:08.919

I just need a breather for a second.

#13700:05:09.419→00:05:10.787

Yeah, I can do this.

#13800:05:10.787→00:05:13.523

Hell, I've gotten hit with Tasers that do more than that.

#13900:05:13.823→00:05:16.459

Women are too damned jumpy with those things.

#14000:05:16.459→00:05:19.629

I swear, half the dates I go on, it's just 'zap'.

#14100:05:19.629→00:05:21.464

That's not as bad as pepper spray, though.

#14200:05:21.464→00:05:22.832

God, I hate pepper spray.

#14300:05:23.166→00:05:25.669

[shuddering]

#14400:05:25.669→00:05:27.737

[exhaling]

#14500:05:27.737→00:05:29.506

Oh, you son of a bitch.

#14600:05:29.839→00:05:31.107

[ringing]

#14700:05:31.107→00:05:32.742

[ringing] Gyeeeeaaaaaaggggghhhh...

#14800:05:32.742→00:05:34.411

[ringing] My ears!

#14900:05:34.411→00:05:36.579

[ringing] That was not smart.

#15000:05:36.579→00:05:39.482

[ringing] Firing a gun inside an air vent...

#15100:05:39.482→00:05:41.284

[ringing] I hope I'm not deaf...

#15200:05:41.284→00:05:42.852

[ringing] I need a silencer.

#15300:05:42.852→00:05:43.386

[ringing]

#15400:05:43.386→00:05:45.288

[ringing] And that whole electrical shock thing

#15500:05:45.288→00:05:47.123

[ringing] reminds me of that guy I used to know.

#15600:05:47.123→00:05:47.924

[ringing fades] What was his name?

#15700:05:47.924→00:05:49.659

Jessie. He was crazy.

#15800:05:49.659→00:05:50.627

He would--eugh.

#15900:05:51.494→00:05:54.597

He would lie on his bed then drop a cattle-prod on his leg

#16000:05:54.597→00:05:59.336

with the voltage set so high he would just be paralyzed there for an hour or two.

#16100:05:59.336→00:06:01.104

He did that all the time for fun.

#16200:06:04.207→00:06:07.310

Personally, I could think of better ways to spend an evening--AH SHIT!

#16300:06:08.144→00:06:11.614

Yep, whoever designed this building did not count on me.

#16400:06:11.614→00:06:12.515

[ceiling tiles fall]

#16500:06:12.515→00:06:13.984

Oh, copy cats!

#16600:06:16.086→00:06:18.054

Forgot to copy that move, huh?

#16700:06:18.521→00:06:19.889

Actually, I'd better shut up.

#16800:06:19.889→00:06:23.326

It would be just my luck for these aliens to figure out how to use guns.

#16900:06:23.326→00:06:24.694

Any more takers?

#17000:06:24.694→00:06:25.261

No?

#17100:06:25.695→00:06:26.529

All right, let's--

#17200:06:26.529→00:06:27.597

[lock jiggles]

#17300:06:27.597→00:06:28.698

--cry...

#17400:06:28.698→00:06:31.634

This locked door thing is getting real old.

#17500:06:31.634→00:06:34.704

Ay yi yi yi yi yi...

#17600:06:34.704→00:06:36.239

What now?

#17700:06:36.239→00:06:38.742

Well, back to crawling in the ceiling like a voyeur.

#17800:06:41.878→00:06:44.614

[Steve Irwin accent] Ah, the hunter spots his prey.

#17900:06:45.348→00:06:46.750

He takes aim.

#18000:06:47.984→00:06:48.451

[heacrab squeals]

#18100:06:48.451→00:06:48.985

[heacrab squeals] Crikey!

#18200:06:50.020→00:06:52.789

And that's about as close as it gets!

#18300:06:53.189→00:06:55.859

[regular accent] Now what are aliens doing up here, anyway?

#18400:06:57.193→00:07:00.463

I guess they must've teleported in, but how do they know where to go?

#18500:07:00.463→00:07:01.898

Ohh, maybe they don't!

#18600:07:01.898→00:07:03.933

Maybe they're teleporting into the walls.

#18700:07:03.933→00:07:05.935

That could be why the building's falling apart.

#18800:07:05.935→00:07:08.304

We're turning into the Swiss Cheese of the Damned.

#18900:07:11.408→00:07:13.710

Wait, what if one teleported inside me?

#19000:07:14.511→00:07:16.379

Oh, geez, I don't think I could take that.

#19100:07:18.048→00:07:19.649

[whistling noise] Whoa, what happened here?

#19200:07:19.649→00:07:22.118

[turret firing] Agh! God! Jeez! Shit!

#19300:07:22.118→00:07:23.053

[turret firing] What was that?!

#19400:07:23.053→00:07:24.587

[turret firing] Who's firing?!

#19500:07:24.587→00:07:25.755

[turret beeps] Did I get hit?

#19600:07:25.755→00:07:27.323

[turret beeps] I don't see any blood.

#19700:07:27.323→00:07:28.324

[turret beeps] If I could just see--

#19800:07:28.324→00:07:29.426

[turret firing] FUCK!

#19900:07:29.426→00:07:30.293

[turret beeps] It's like...

#20000:07:30.293→00:07:31.694

[turret beeps] It's like a turret gun or something.

#20100:07:31.694→00:07:32.395

[turret firing]

#20200:07:32.395→00:07:33.129

[turret firing] You okay?

#20300:07:33.129→00:07:33.663

[turret beeps]

#20400:07:33.663→00:07:34.864

[turret beeps] Eh, I don't care.

#20500:07:34.864→00:07:37.067

[turret beeps] Jesus Christ!

#20600:07:37.067→00:07:39.569

[turret beeps] Oh, some clips, I'll take that.

#20700:07:39.569→00:07:41.237

[turret beeps] Yes! An exit.

#20800:07:41.237→00:07:42.138

[turret beeps]

#20900:07:42.138→00:07:46.676

[turret beeps] Oh my God! This is where I just came from!

#21000:07:46.676→00:07:48.344

[turret beeps] Maybe that's why all the doors are locked.

#21100:07:48.344→00:07:51.614

[turret deactivates] To keep people like me from wandering into a firing range.

#21200:07:51.614→00:07:53.083

Hey, want to be my human shield?

#21300:07:53.083→00:07:53.783

SCIENTIST: Shut up!

#21400:07:53.783→00:07:54.884

It was just an idea.

#21500:07:55.685→00:07:59.155

Um... no, that's just a dead end.

#21600:07:59.155→00:08:01.624

Maybe I could force him out there if I waved my gun at him.

#21700:08:01.624→00:08:02.525

SCIENTIST: Oh-ooooh...!

#21800:08:02.525→00:08:04.160

Shit, did I say that out loud?

#21900:08:04.727→00:08:05.795

[whistling noise] Yep, it's still there.

#22000:08:05.795→00:08:07.163

[turret firing]

#22100:08:07.163→00:08:08.465

[turret beeps] Okay.

#22200:08:08.465→00:08:09.332

[turret beeps]

#22300:08:09.332→00:08:10.467

[turret beeps] Well, this is about as good a time

#22400:08:10.467→00:08:11.601

[turret beeps] to take a break as any.

#22500:08:11.601→00:08:13.601

[turret beeps]